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No, no.

Marta.

Marta, Marta.

Reports now that there might actually be

a hostage situation, so LAPD is

going in a surveillance mode.

Stupid girls bike.

F***. Oh, sh*t,

it's turning around again.

F***, this can't be happening.

How much f***ing hot dog

does he want? Go over there.

F*** the hot dogs.

No, papi. Don't make

fun of your brother.

What's he gonna do about it?

One more strike,

he's back in for five to ten.

Give me a burger before I give

you some matching eye shadow.

This thing has my girlfriend.

Please help me.

F***!

You have the cojones to turn me in?

I got your cojones right here!

Who the f*** is that motherf***er?

Lucy, where did you get the camera?

Daddy. He has a trunk full of 'em.

Get rid of it!

You'd bring that to my uncle's house?

Do something, Uncle Alberto!

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Iris. I'm so sorry.

You touch her, I'll kill you!

Erase that.

Help!

...chased by... Oh!

Oh, my God. A huge

explosion right below...

P*ssy!

Don't make it. Don't make it.

Trip, trip, trip, fall, fall.

Don't make it. Don't make it. F***.

- Whoo!

- Son of a fucktard!

- Why are we shooting?

- Did you get that?

No. Oh, that was the one?

Oh, no. Dude, I wasn't rolling.

Yeah, we gotta go again.

- Did you get it?

- What the f***, man?

Craigslist ad said you could

operate that shitty-ass camera.

You said your skating didn't suck dick.

You guys are not allowed to be up here.

- Go back to your house.

- Hey, you got that sh*t!

Hey, you've got that sh*t.

F***.

Oh-ho! Oh, that was so trill!

Oh... just the focus, it was bad.

So, one more.

Get the f*** out of here.

Three, two, one, action.

We all good?

All clear, big dog.

Jesus!

- Did you get that?

- Sorry, dude.

The battery just, like, fell out.

- We gotta go again.

- What are we paying you for?

If you f***ed up my car,

I'm calling the cops.

Dude, f*** you.

Get back in your car.

Merry Christmas, d*cks. Put 'em on.

- Oh, f*** that.

- Those are stupid.

Jump into it, and then do a Shamu dive.

And I'm gonna get a shot with this.

Whoa!

When you gonna help me out with a ride?

I got a nice vagina

just waiting for you.

- Yeah, right.

- I got the vag on deck all day.

I got vagina all day.

Do it, little homie.

Dude!

Oh, man. Are you OK, dude? My bad.

Semper fi, cockbag dick hole!

I'm just directing a Web series

right now about abused dolphins,

and then I freelance as a bartender.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! I'm coming.

Keep fighting, keep fighting.

Keep punching.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Can't believe we got kicked

out for that sh*t, dude.

- I woulda shot those dudes.

- Yeah, right.

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